Cattle Cum Crook

A Texas man by the name of Joey Allen Long was arrested last winter for stealing bull sperm worth as much as $4,600.

Long snuck into a Mount Pleasant ranch where he loaded his van up with a tank of bull sperm.

Upon being spotted and pursued by police, he jumped from the rolling car and ran. After a tip, he was chased by police from a nearby house and was apprehended.

"This is a first for us," said Titus County chief deputy sheriff Miguel Larsen.

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