A Blast From the Past: Erecting an Ice Penis
A small Connecticut town was treated to a six-foot snow and ice sculpture depicting a human penis, but residents fumed over the frozen phallus. A local politician who had taken offense to the erection of the ice sculpture claimed that she wanted to destroy it. Alas, at six feet, the giant penis towered over her. The more patient residents however knew that all they had to do is wait 'til springtime when the penis would have begun to drip away.